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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"

Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.

Chuck Norris DNA is classified.

When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.

Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.

How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.

Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.

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