Соndом-vending Machines are provided in some restrooms. When it comes to wall-scrawl, these dispensers take as much abuse as the wall above the urinals and the wisdom written in the stalls. Here are samples of what was scratched into the paint of various dispensers in the USA: …

‘This gum tastes funny.’ …
‘For refund, insert baby.’ …
‘Don’t buy this gum, it tastes like rubber.’ …
‘No glove, no love.’ …
‘No balloon, No party.’