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The corn stalks decided to hold a ceremony to honor their favourite scarecrow. They wanted to congratulate him on being out standing in his field.

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The mama corn wasn't worried about her chubby son. "He's not fат," she said, "he's just a little husky."

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The cornfield was relieved when it heard that it was going to rain. "Phew," it said, "that's music to my ears."

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I gave a huge sum of money to a corn farmer. I was a bit nervous, it was a major stalk investment.

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I got lost for hours in a corn field, I thought I was going to be scared, but it was actually an absolutely a-maizing experience.

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If you want to buy some pirate corn, it's going to cost you a buccaneer.

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Some corn fell out of a lady's grocery bag when she was walking down the street. I shouted after her but sadly my words fell on deaf ears.

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I took the grain to the granary and the corn to the coronary.

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The corn was worried he had a cough, his voice was getting a little bit husky.

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My pa just told me an extremely funny corn pun. It's left me a husk of a person.

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Some corn, a carrot and a cucumber all fell into the ocean. Now they are all C foods.

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Some say that popcorn can be difficult to chew. I know where they're coming from, there's definitely a kernel of truth to that statement.

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The corn farmer won the Nobel Peace Prize for his extreme dedication to world hominy.

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I don't really like corn jokes. I find them a bit too difficult to digest.

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Corn is a seriously good listener. It's all ears.

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The baby corn wanted a pet, so his mama decided to buy the baby a corn dog.

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If you're ever left alone in a corn salesman's office, whatever you do don't start snooping through his files. They are cornfidential.

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Someone told me they had a good corn pun. I live in a hut made from corn husks, so needless to say I was all ears.

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