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I could give you a list of corn loving baseball players, but you know Ty Cobb would be number one.

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Plain popcorn? I'm sorry but you can really do a lot butter than that.

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It was a nasty shock for the football team that practiced in the corn field. They got totally creamed.

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I saw a nакеd corn cob the other day. I was shucked!

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The corn was really upset. I could tell because he had a cob on.

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I had a traumatic experience once, involving a corn tortilla and some mince beef. Until this day, I still can't taco 'bout it.

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I tried to make sweet corn by whispering sweet things into its ear.

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The baby corn liked his mom, but he preferred his pop corn.

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Shucking takes a serious amount of corn-centration.

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My friend came back from a shopping trip with a shirt with stalks of corn all over it. I asked if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from all the way across the street. I tell you, her ears are brand new.

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The only vegetable that's also a nut is a corn.

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Corn is the one food you shouldn't take on an aeroplane. It can be very dangerous if it makes your ears pop.

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I swallowed a whole corn cob the other day because I thought it would be funny. It was a bad idea though, I got very corn-stipated.

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This corn is pretty rough to touch. It looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.

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My teenage son is being rationed to only one bowl of corn a day. He asked me for a second one, and I had to tell him no. He's on cornantine.

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You have to be careful what you talk about inside a corn maze. The walls have ears.

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There was a pair of cornstalks who were best friends. I've never seen cuter ear buds.

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I found a single kernel of corn on the floor at the movies. I've never seen a unicorn before.

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