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This might be seriously corny, but I think that you're a-maize-ing.

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You can buy corn at student unions. Uni-corn.

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I wanna tell you some of my funny popcorn puns, but I have a feeling you're going to find them a bit too corny.

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Should you eat corn when it's fallen off of the stalk? Well, you maize well.

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The corn farmer had a knack for success. His tactic was to corn-er the market.

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The egg couldn't understand why the cornflakes didn't like her corn puns. It was so cereals.

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Sadly, I didn't have a map of the corn maze, so I just had to play it by ear.

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The farmer was embarrassed when I complimented him on his corn maze. He said, "Aww, shucks that's sweet!"

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When I was in the corn maze I seriously thought I was being stalked. It was very earie.

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Farmers make really terrible comedians. Their jokes are totally corny.

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Did you know corn has a favourite food? It loves cobb salad.

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Did you hear about the dog who was obsessed with stripping ears of corn? I think he must have been part husky.

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