Dad and son are in the living room when dad’s feet get cold. “Get my slippers from upstairs,” He says to his son. …… …… While upstairs he sees two of his sister’s friends, so he goes up to both of them, “My Dad told me to come up here and fuск both of you.” …. …. “You’re lying” they retort. …. ….. Okay, I’ll prove it then: (loudly) “Dad, did you say both of them?” “Of course. What would be the point of fuскing one?”
Dad and son are in the living room when dad’s feet get cold. “Get my slippers from upstairs,” He says to his son. ……
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While upstairs he sees two of his sister’s friends, so he goes up to both of them, “My Dad told me to come up here and fuск both of you.” ….
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“You’re lying” they retort. ….
…..
Okay, I’ll prove it then: (loudly) “Dad, did you say both of them?”
“Of course. What would be the point of fuскing one?”