Dad: Can you go get me a drink? Kid: Cola or Pepsi? Dad: Cola. Kid: Normal or dietary? Dad: Normal. Kid: Bottle or Can? Dad: Bottle! /: Kid: 1L or 0.5L? Dad: Sсrеw it, just buy me a water! Kid: Normal or carbonated? Dad: NORMAL! Kid: Warm or cold? Dad: Get out! Kid: Now or later? Dad: I'm going to кill you ! Kid: Knife or gun? Dad: Gun! Kid: In the head or body? Dad: EFF THIS!
Dad: Can you go get me a drink?
Kid: Cola or Pepsi?
Dad: Cola.
Kid: Normal or dietary?
Dad: Normal.
Kid: Bottle or Can?
Dad: Bottle! /:
Kid: 1L or 0.5L?
Dad: Sсrеw it, just buy me a water!
Kid: Normal or carbonated?
Dad: NORMAL!
Kid: Warm or cold?
Dad: Get out! Kid: Now or later?
Dad: I'm going to кill you !
Kid: Knife or gun?
Dad: Gun!
Kid: In the head or body?
Dad: EFF THIS!