Dave and Mike were sсrеwing the same girl at the same time and they were greeted with the sad news one day that their girlfriend is pregnant. Having no way of knowing who’s the father, they chipped in and sent her out of town to have the little ваsтаrd.
Several months passed without either of the two hearing from the girl, so Dave decided to find her and get some news about the pregnancy.
The next day, Mike got a call from Dave. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news,” Dave said on the telephone.
“Well, give me the good news first,” replied Mike.
“The good news is that she’s fine, and she had twins,” came the reply.
“And the bad news?”
“Mine died.”