An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said:
''I think you have the wrong room.''
''You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

Μασέλα Бабичка отива на зъболекар. Ляга на стола и си вдига краката. Една баба отива на зъболекар. Сяда на стола и се разкрачва. An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said: “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.” En äldre dam kom in till tandläkaren, drog av sig trosorna, och hoppade upp i tandläkarstolen med benen isär. Tandläkaren blev pinsamt röd, men tog det med fattning. - Nu har du allt kommit fel,... Aquela senhora, sempre muito discreta, entra no consultório do dentista, levanta a saia, tira a calcinha e senta-se na cadeira com as pernas escancaradas. Indignado, o dentista consegue balbuciar:... Przychodzi baba do dentysty, siada w fotelu i od razu ciąga majtki. - Ależ droga pani! - protestuje lekarz - Ja jestem dentystą, ginekolog przyjmuje piętro niżej! - Nie ma żadnej pomyłki. -... To takhle přišla do zubní ordinace pěkná ženská, posadila se do křesla, vyhrnula sukni, sundala kalhotky a roznožila. Lékař ji jemně upozornil, že je u zubaře a ne u gynekologa. Načež odvětila:... Una mujer acude al dentista. Cuando llega su turno, se baja la falda, se baja las bragas, y se sienta en la silla, con las piernas abiertas. El dentista al entrar en la sala, se queda sorprendido y... Una donna va da stomatologa, si sdraia sulla sedia come dal ginecologo e il dottore: - "Signora, lei ha sbagliato il gabinetto... Non sono medico ginecologo!!! - "So benissimo dottore! ma solo lei...