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Easter Jokes
Easter Jokes
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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How does Jesus celebrate Easter?
He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
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How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
Because he's an egghead.
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Boy asks his dad why his sister is called Teresa
“Well son, it’s because your mother loves anagrams and she also loves Easter, Teresa is an anagram of Easter”
“Thanks dad”
“No problem Alan”
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Why do easter eggs hide?
Because they're little chickens.
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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD?
The Easter Elephant.
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Хубаво е да имаш нови приятели всеки ден.
Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s? A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
La arterio-esclerosis tiene una ventaja. Uno continuamente conoce gente nueva.
¿Qué es lo mejor de la enfermedad de Alzheimer? a) Que haces nuevas amistades con las enfermeras todos los días. b) Si estás casado
Es ist schön
Was ist das Gute an Alzheimer? 1. Man lernt jede Stunde neue Leute kennen. 2. Man kann sich die Ostereier selber verstecken.
Alzheimer hat auch seine Vorteile: Man lernt jeden Tag neue Leute kennen...
Quelle est la maladie la plus cool ?
Ce qu'il y a de bien dans la maladie d'Alzheimer :C'est qu'on peut toute l'année chercher les oeufs de Pâques que l'on a cachésOn se fait tous les jours de nouveaux amis
Ce qu'il y a de bien avec la maladie d'Alzeimer
Alzheimer to wspaniała rzecz. Codziennie poznajemy nowych ludzi.
– Hva er det beste ved å ha Alzheimers sykdom? – Man møter nye mennesker hver dag.
If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side…
…at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs.
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I saw Batman leaving Church early on Easter
It was the first time I had seen a Christian Bale
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I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter.
I think I dyed a little inside.
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I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg.
I said to him, “I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.”
He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.”
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Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
Dad: She's named after something your mother loves, Easter! It's an anagram.
Son: Thanks dad.
Dad: No problem Alan.
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
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Easter this year is April Fools Day
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
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Q. What do Jesus and the Easter Bunny have in common?
A. They both taste good with wine.
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The first person in the UK to have a double hand transplant will fulfill his ambition on Easter Monday to applaud the Leeds Rhinos rugby league team.
Personally my ambition would have been to have a wank.
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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
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Хубаво е да имаш нови приятели всеки ден.
Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
If you have Alzheimer's
La arterio-esclerosis tiene una ventaja. Uno continuamente conoce gente nueva.
¿Qué es lo mejor de la enfermedad de Alzheimer? a) Que haces nuevas amistades con las enfermeras todos los días. b) Si estás casado
Es ist schön
Was ist das Gute an Alzheimer? 1. Man lernt jede Stunde neue Leute kennen. 2. Man kann sich die Ostereier selber verstecken.
Alzheimer hat auch seine Vorteile: Man lernt jeden Tag neue Leute kennen...
Quelle est la maladie la plus cool ?
Ce qu'il y a de bien dans la maladie d'Alzheimer :C'est qu'on peut toute l'année chercher les oeufs de Pâques que l'on a cachésOn se fait tous les jours de nouveaux amis
Ce qu'il y a de bien avec la maladie d'Alzeimer
Alzheimer to wspaniała rzecz. Codziennie poznajemy nowych ludzi.
– Hva er det beste ved å ha Alzheimers sykdom? – Man møter nye mennesker hver dag.
Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
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A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
- S.C. Herald-Journal -
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