Easter Jokes

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him.
I got this from an Easter сrаскеr. It was pretty dark for Easter which made me laugh even harder.

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Doctor says,
"I've got good news and bad news…"
The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.
The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!

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Did you hear Easter was cancelled?
They found the body.

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What does the Easter Bunny turn into when attacked?
Hop-timus Prime

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Hard to really appreciate the joy of Easter when I’ve already been eating chocolate for 27 days straight
Happy Easter!

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The problem with Easter cakes
Is that they take three days to rise.

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How do you make an Chocolat omelette?
With Easter eggs.

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They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them
I prefer mine poached!

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A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.

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It's official the Pope has canceled Easter.
They found the body.

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I want to find someone to blame for Easter and all the stores being closed
So I tried blaming Christians but no, it wasn't right
Then the Romans, but I think I am being judgemental
Then I read about the Jews and it pretty much nailed it.

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On Easter, the Jews of the world...
... Decorate the chickens

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My dad in North Carolina asked me if I'd be able to fly home from New York for Good Friday....
I told him I couldn't because of the big storm.

Nor Easter

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We're being told to stay home this Easter because of COVID-19 because "COVID-19 doesn't take a holiday"
But it's taken a cruise...

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What's the difference between a Halloween zombie and an Easter zombie?
Well, there aren't many actually. For example, they both like *RawBits*.

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I made my family easter egg hunt easier this year for the kids.
There are 20 eggs in the middle of the street.

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Easter is one of the few non-drinking holidays.
Unless you have the right attitude and a can-do spirit.

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Is preparing for Easter proving to be difficult? You can make Easter easier...
Just replace the “t” with an “i”

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