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I Walked into the kitchen this morning and the wife was at the cooker making breakfast. She turned round and said "Make love to me here and now!" Never one to turn a good offer down, I gave it my best shot.
Afterwards she returned to the cooker.
With a smug smile on my face I asked "What all that was about?"
She replied "The egg timer is broken"!!!

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For those of you who have always lived in the city and have never set foot on a farm, these are what cow eggs like.

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