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Пощальон носи препоръчано писмо на адрес. Пощальонът звъни на вратата. Почтальон приносит заказное письмо и звонит в дверь. Дверь открывает мальчик лет восьми Почтальон разносит телеграммы. Звонит в дверь одной квартиры. Открывает ему пацан лет 10 - в красном шелковом халате En herre knackar på dörren till ett hus och en liten pojke i tioårsåldern öppnar och med en tänd cigarr i munnen. Förvånad frågar herrn: - Har du mamma eller pappa hemma? Pojken tar cigarren... A salesmen rang a house doorbell and it was answered by a kid wearing a top hat Egy utazó ügynök becsenget egy házba. Egy kisgyerek nyit ajtót
A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.
10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a вееr and smoking a fат cigar.
The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?"
Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"
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Задача Τα καλά μας ζώα Строга учителка пита децата: - Мамо Иванчо се връща от училище: Que donne les poules? Die Lehrerin fragt die Kinder: Na escola Que donne une chèvre ? Na aula de Ciências La prof demande à ses élèves: - Que produit la poule ? Les élèves disent: - Des œufs - Que produit le cochon ? - Des saucisses - Que produit la vache ? - Des devoirs. Die Lehrerin am Ende der Unterrichtsstunde: "Bis morgen beantwortet ihr mir bitte folgende Fragen. Was gibt uns das Schaf? Was gibt uns das Schwein? Und was gibt uns die Kuh?" Am nächsten Morgen. Lehrerin: "Was gibt uns das Schaf?" Was gibt uns das Schwein? Und was gibt uns die Kuh?" Fritzchen... Un matin en classe Lehrer zu seinen Grundschülern: "Kinder La maîtresse demande : - Lisa Hørt i folkeskolen Lærerinden: Sig mig så børn Lehrerin:Was bringt euch ein Huhn? Kinder: Eier! Lehrerin:Was bringt euch eine Kuh? Kinder:Milch Lehrerin:Was bringt euch ein Schwein? Kinder:Hausaufgaben 😂😱🤫 der ist fies! Lehrerin zu fritzchen:als hausaufgabe sagst du mir was die kuh das schwein und das schaf gibt Fritzchan am nächsten tag: das schwein gibt fleisch das schaf gibt wolle und die kuh hausaugaben A dagadt tanárnő a gyerekeket kérdezi: - Na Une classe d'école revient d'une sortie à la ferme. La maîtresse décide d'interroger les élèves : - Qui peut me dire ce que donne la poule ? Emmy ? - Des œufs madame ! - Bien ! Joris
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fат соw give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals. "
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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
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Yo mama so fат the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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Yo momma is so fат when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number. "
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Q: Why don't fат people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving your driver's license will say "picture continued on other side."
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Yo momma is so fат that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me. "
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Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand:
"What is your name?" he asked.
"John," the guy answered.
"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fат cigar and blowing smoke." he answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"John," the guy answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fат cigar and blowing smoke." he answered.
Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, 'This so-called adult store is begining to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought.
So he dismissed the charge and called up the next guy.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess; John." he said.
"No," said the guy, "My name is Smoke."
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Ако мъж каже на жена 1000 пъти че е красива
Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she'll never notice.
Call her fат once and she'll never forget it.

Because elephants never forget!
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Близнаци Sind das Zwillinge? Близнаци во возот Ein äusserst hässliches Weibsstück kommt mit seinen zwei Kindern in ein Geschäft. Пътува някакъв пич във влака и на някаква гара в купето му влиза семейство – мъж Uma mulher mal-encarada Ruma Una donna davvero brutta ed antipatica
An ugly, fат, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason.
The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?"
The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Неll, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just sтuрid?"
"No madam... I’m neither blind nor sтuрid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sеx with you twice."
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A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.
The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave.
Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird.
The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in.
The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.
She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon.
"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.
"Sтuрid hag was hiding under the bed
Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked.
I hauled her fат вuтт downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
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Ένα ζευγάρι Пред огледалото: Стои една жена пред огледалото и казва на мъжа си: Schatz Minha namorada estava nua na frente de um espelho e ela não estava feliz com o que via. Un matrimonio ya acostándose al final del día. Une femme dit à son mari : Η σύζυγος κοιτάζει τον εαυτό της μπροστά στον καθρέπτη. Стоит женщина перед зеркалом This woman rushed to see her doctor Une femme nue Eine etwas in die Jahre gekommene Frau steht vor dem zu Bett gehen nackt vor dem Spiegel Mijn vrouw bekeek  zich in de spiegel en was niet tevreden met wat ze daar zag. Ik voel me verschrikkelijk Een koppel maakt zich klaar om te gaan slapen. De vrouw staat voor haar grote spiegel Due amici parlano del loro San Valentino. Uno racconta all'altro: "Ieri sera io e mia moglie dovevamo andare a cena fuori: avevo prenotato per le otto ed erano già le otto e un quarto quando lei... "Schatz?" "Ja?" "Ich fühle mich so hässlich A mulher esta nua A woman was standing naked Toen mijn vrouw in de spiegel keek zei ze: “Ik begin dik O Marido chega para a esposa: " estou tão velho Kona står naken og ser seg selv i speilet. Hun sier til mannen: "Jeg er gammel En kone sto foran speilet og så på seg selv. Hun var ikke fornøyd med det hun så og sa til mannen: - Jeg føler meg helt forferdelig Kobita budzi się rano po Sylwestrze Kobieta w kwiecie wieku staje przed lustrem i mówi do męża: - Ech... przybyło mi zmarszczek Kadın aynaya baktı ve kocasına dönüp: - Kendimi iğrenç buluyorum En kvinna stod naken framför sovrumsspegeln. Hon var inte glad åt vad hon såg och sade till sin make: "Jag känner mig förfärlig. Jag ser gammal Ea: Iubitule Marito e moglie in camera da letto. Lui è nel letto che sta leggendo il giornale Une femme dit a son mari: - Cheri je me sens vieille Стоїть жінка перед дзеркалом Une femme se regarde dans le miroir : - Ah regarde comment je suis grasse et laide Sieva stāv pie spoguļa Η γυναίκα μου στεκόνταν γυμνή μπροστά στον καθρέφτη και μου λέει: - Αισθάνομαι χάλια. Δείχνω γριά Az öregedő feleség áll a tükör előtt: - Jaj Istenem
A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror…
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible;
I look old, fат and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s dамn near perfect.”
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La mujer que quiere adelgazar y el médico simpatico Доста пълна пациентка е при доктора: — Doutor como eu faço pra emagrecer? A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds." Trei sfaturi pentru slăbit: 1 - Întoarce capul la dreapta. 2 - Întoarce capul la stânga. 3 - Repetă acest exerciţiu ori de câte ori îţi oferă cineva de mâncare...
A fат lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness."
Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time."
Fat lady: "At which particular time?"
Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, Silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “Paw, What’s ‘at?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fат old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
“Boy, go giт yo Momma….”
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Yo' Mama is so fат, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Deine Mutter ist so fett
Yo momma is so fат, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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