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“Every rule has an exception. This rule is no exception.”

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“Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

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“They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…”

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“Never judge a book by its movie.”

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“Think nothing is impossible? Try slamming a revolving door.”

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“Remember: Don’t insult the alligator until you cross the river.”

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“It might look like I’m doing nothing. But, in my head, I’m quite busy.”

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“No one notices how hard you work until you stop working.”

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“A balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.”

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“Life is like a bowl of soup and I’m a fork.”

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“I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as them.”

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“A broad smile is a cooler way of showing your enemies that you have teeth.”

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“I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.”

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“Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.”

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“Don’t you wish they made a clap-on-clap-off device for some people’s mouths?”

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“Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.”

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“Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.”

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“They say don’t try this at home… so I went to my friend’s home!”

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