En kvinna kommer till kyrkan och går fram till prästen. - Fader Uma mulher entrou na igreja para confessar-se com aquele padre muito sacana: — Padre Uma moça chega na igreja para confessar com o padre: - Padre Mocinha: Padre
Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”
Priest: “What did you do Child?”
Girl: “I called a man a son of a вiтсh.”
Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a вiтсh?”
Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a вiтсh.”
Girl: “Then he touched my вrеаsт.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her вrеаsт)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a вiтсh.”
Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: “Yes father.”
Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a вiтсh.”
Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”
Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”
Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a вiтсh.”
Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”
Priest: “THAT SON OF A ВIТСН!!!”
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