He sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to bartender and said, “Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress . . ”
“Stop - I *don’t* permit talk about politics in my bar!”interrupted the bartender.
A few minutes later the gent tried again, “People say about the Pope … ”
“No religion talk, either,” the bartender cut in.
One more try to break the boredom…” I thought the Yankees would…”
“No sports talk…That’s how fights start in bars. ” the barman said.
“Look, how about sеx. Can I talk to you about sеx?”
“Sure.”
“Good. Go fuск yourself.”