How Do You Know You Went Too Far This Thanksgiving: - You have grease stains on your butt – but you never sat down. - Your post-dinner moans brought Dr. Kevorkian’s van to your door. - You kind of...

How Do You Know You Went Too Far This Thanksgiving:
- You have grease stains on your вuтт – but you never sat down.
- Your post-dinner moans brought Dr. Kevorkian’s van to your door.
- You kind of suspect the amount of potatoes you used might have started a brand new potato famine, this time in Idaho.
- You ask your wife if you have the Jaws of Life at home when you need to get off the couch.
- You went for a blood test the week after and the only thing the nurse could draw from your arm was slightly darker gravy.
- The steering wheel is starting to get uncomfortably personal.
- The dog eyes you with new respect.
- While you were taking a nap after food, somebody quietly put a large plastic sheet under you, and a few dozen sandbags around you.

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