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Un niño le dice a su papa. - Papa si ganaras la loteria que harias Y el papa dice. - Cancun
I bought a lottery ticket.
My son asked me: "Dady if your ticket wins $100,000 what will you do?"
I replied: "A travel to Europe, drink best and most expensive wines, making sеx by the most beautiful actress and so on."
He again asked: "If unfortunately, your ticket didn't win what would be your action?"
I angrily gazed him then I told him: "I don't move here, drink some вооzе and вееr; fuск your mother."
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Un niño le dice a su papa. - Papa si ganaras la loteria que harias Y el papa dice. - Cancun
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