I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary.
“Well, you’d better hire someone who’s a bit old, fат and ugly,” she said, “I don’t want you choosing someone who you’re going to be tempted to have sеx with.”
“That’s fair enough,” I replied, “When can you start?”