I came home from work to find my wife knelt on the bedroom floor, crying her eyes out.
“You dirтy ваsтаrd”, she yelled, “Why did you marry me if what you’re really into is African women? I’ve found hundreds of your DVD’s”.
I then saw she’d uncovered a big box of my роrn.
“You silly sausage. I’m not into African women”, I replied
“Those are just the “A’s”.