I confess… Here are some clues that tell you I’m from Alabama: • I think my farts are my best jokes. • My dog gags when he sees me eat. • I finally cut the grass on the front lawn and found a car up on cinder blocks. • My family tree has just one long trunk with no branches. • Mobile Alabama had an inсеsт contest and I entered my older sister. • My beard attracts birds. • I remove my toothpick only for family weddings and group pictures. • I think of “Fast food” as hitting a possum at 80 mph.
I confess… Here are some clues that tell you I’m from Alabama:
• I think my farts are my best jokes.
• My dog gags when he sees me eat.
• I finally cut the grass on the front lawn and found a car up on cinder blocks.
• My family tree has just one long trunk with no branches.
• Mobile Alabama had an inсеsт contest and I entered my older sister.
• My beard attracts birds.
• I remove my toothpick only for family weddings and group pictures.
• I think of “Fast food” as hitting a possum at 80 mph.