I fcuked a girl last night with OCD, and she insisted that we did everything alphabetically.
So, firstly we did Аnаl, then she gave me a Вlоwjов, then I played with her Сliт, and then I went Deep.
When she yelled, ‘STOP! You’ve missed out E!!’
I replied, ‘I’ve Еjасulатеd, Finished, and now I’m Going Home…’