I hate my gf's friends, theyre haters, they only hate me. I have a son named frankie, one day he went up to me and asked "whats a hooker"? Me: something you shouldnt know So he started protesting...

I hate my gf's friends, theyre haters, they only hate me. I have a son named frankie, one day he went up to me and asked "whats a hоокеr"?
Me: something you shouldnt know
So he started protesting around the kitchen
Frankie: hоокеr! Ноокеr! Ноокеr!
So i snapped
Me: QUIT IT!!!!
My gf comes out
Gf: why are you yelling at him?
Me: He wants to know what a hоокеr is.
Gf: you know my friends were right about you, your a bad influence!!
Me in my head: a bad influence?? Theyre haters!!!!
Gf: tell him what a hоокеr is!!
Me: frankie, wanna know what a hоокеr is?
Frankie: yeah!!
Me: those are your mom's friends.
#Oohkillem

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