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Pick-Up Lines

I have the F, the C, and the K, and all I need is U

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i see myself in your pants.

What do you like most in a woman?
My Dick.

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Girl: How was your lunch?
Guy: How was your lunch?
Girl: No im asking you.
Guy: No im asking you.
Girl: Are you copying off me!?
Guy: Are you copying off me!?
Girl: Lets go shopping!
Guy: Lunch was great.

Baby I'll Treat You Like My Homework. I'll Slam You On The Table And Do You All Night.

Kiss me if im wrong but your coming home with me tonight

How about we play lion and lion tamer? you hold your mouth open and I'll give you the meat

Do you like soda? Because I would mount and dew you.

Are you a bowling ball?
Because I want to pick you up and stick my fingers in your holes.

There are 206 bones in the human body, wanna make that 207?

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