I heard this one from an old sailor A girl walks into her trailer and says, "Pa! I need to borrow the tractor to go up to the store and buy me some cigarettes." Her Pa says, "Alright, but you gonna have to work for it." "What do I have to do," asked the girl. "You gonna have to вlоw me if you want that tractor." "Alright Pa," says the girl. The girl starts suскing her Pa's diск. A second later she say, "Ew Pa, your diск taste like shiт!" Her Pa replies, "Sorry, your brother borrowed the tractor this morning."
I heard this one from an old sailor
A girl walks into her trailer and says,
"Pa! I need to borrow the tractor to go up to the store and buy me some cigarettes."
Her Pa says,
"Alright, but you gonna have to work for it."
"What do I have to do," asked the girl. "You gonna have to вlоw me if you want that tractor."
"Alright Pa," says the girl.
The girl starts suскing her Pa's diск. A second later she say, "Ew Pa, your diск taste like shiт!"
Her Pa replies,
"Sorry, your brother borrowed the tractor this morning."