I met my girlfriend’s father on my own for the first time last night.
“So Dave,” he said smiling, “What do you honestly think of my daughter?”
“Definitely a 7 out of 10,” I replied, “The face isn’t all that, but she has тiтs like a роrn star.”
“Are you fuскing being serious?” he asked.
“Yes,” I said handing him my phone, “Take a look if you don’t believe me.”