I texted the missus
Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Severe вlоw to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects.
Wound required 19 stitches. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of the right foot is a possibility. Love you…,
The missus’s response: Who the fuск is Paula