I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that."

I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that."
I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd have to кill you."
After a moments pause the same voice screamed out "can you tell my mother in law?"

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