I was down to my last 100 dollars. I really didn’t know what to do. So I asked myself the key question. What would Jesus do? And then I went and turned it into wine.

Вчера намерих портмоне, с пари в него A woman just dropped a £20 note next to me. I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?’, so I turned it into wine. Well, I bought wine. I found a wallet today, as a good Christian I thought "what would Jesus do?" ... so I turned it to wine. Az utcán sétáltam, amikor egy fickó zsebéből kiesett egy ezres. Felvettem, zsebre raktam, de akkor hirtelen belém hasított egy gondolat: "Vajon Jézus mit tenne ebben a helyzetben?" Így hát fogtam... Astazi, mergand pe strada, am gasit 50 de lei. Ca un bun crestin, m-am intrebat: "Ce ar fi facut Iisus?" Asa ca i-am transformat in vin. Doua sticle.
Corny Jokes