I was woken this morning to my girlfriend sliding my boxer shorts off me. I looked down at her between my legs and said with excitement, “But it’s not my birthday until tomorrow.” “I know, but I...

I was woken this morning to my girlfriend sliding my boxer shorts off me.
I looked down at her between my legs and said with excitement, “But it’s not my birthday until tomorrow.”
“I know, but I wanted to surprise you,” she smiled. “And I don’t know what size boxer shorts you wear.”

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