In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long diскs.
On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club.
When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's реnis length the guy said:
"Mine is 10 inches long"
The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing:
"Here isn't a suitable place for you."
The porter said,
"Look at me I 've turned three time my diск around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby diск."