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In New York Petrol Pump was...
In New York Petrol Pump was inaugurated. The business was a bit slow. The owner thought of putting a promotional scheme. After a lot of brainstorming he decided on a novel, exciting plan. Next day he put a banner on his Pump saying," Buy $ 50.00 worth of Petrol and get free Sеx !!!...* Conditions Apply."
Anant read the banner and drove in for a refill. He filled 50 $ worth of petrol and asked for free sеx. The attendant directed him to the office. The man in the office saw his receipt of $. 50 and said that yes, he was eligible for free sеx but he will have to guess any number from 1 to 9 and if his guess matched today number picked by the pump management, he would get free sеx.
Anant guessed 7. The clerk looked into his folder and said, sorry, the number doesn't match. better luck next time.
After a week Anant went for a fill again. this time he guessed 3 and the clerk said sorry the number didn't match. He was really disappointed and was going back to his car when he met his ракi friend. He told him his predicament and said he thought this scheme was a fraud.
The pakistani said,
" It surely isn't a fraud. My wife got lucky twice to have free sеx !
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Anant read the banner and drove in for a refill. He filled 50 $ worth of petrol and asked for free sеx. The attendant directed him to the office. The man in the office saw his receipt of $. 50 and said that yes, he was eligible for free sеx but he will have to guess any number from 1 to 9 and if his guess matched today number picked by the pump management, he would get free sеx.
Anant guessed 7. The clerk looked into his folder and said, sorry, the number doesn't match. better luck next time.
After a week Anant went for a fill again. this time he guessed 3 and the clerk said sorry the number didn't match. He was really disappointed and was going back to his car when he met his ракi friend. He told him his predicament and said he thought this scheme was a fraud.
The pakistani said,
" It surely isn't a fraud. My wife got lucky twice to have free sеx !