Jesus and Sатаn are having a competition on who can finish an essay first. 1, 2, 3, GO. Jesus starts and takes his time while Sатаn is typing up a storm. Sатаn is typing so fast that the power goes out and both computers are shut off. They start back up, and Jesus states that he is done with the essay. Riddled, Sатаn asks how he wrote that fast. Jesus turns to him and simply says, "Jesus saves."
Jesus and Sатаn are having a competition on who can finish an essay first. 1, 2, 3, GO. Jesus starts and takes his time while Sатаn is typing up a storm. Sатаn is typing so fast that the power goes out and both computers are shut off. They start back up, and Jesus states that he is done with the essay. Riddled, Sатаn asks how he wrote that fast. Jesus turns to him and simply says,
"Jesus saves."