Jingle Bells parody 1: Dashing through the sand With a bomb stuck to my back, I've got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot by the US Military. Jingle Bells parody 2: Dashing through the snow On a pair of broken skis, over the hills we go Bashing into trees, the snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, All I want for Christmas now is a hospital bed. Jingle Bells Parody 3: Santa Clause, Santa Clause, Santa Clause is dead Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh Barbie doll, Barbie doll tried to save his life But GI- Joe FROM MEXICO stabbed her with a knife
Jingle Bells parody 1:
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb stuck to my back,
I've got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot by the US Military.
Jingle Bells parody 2:
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis, over the hills we go
Bashing into trees, the snow is turning red,
I think I'm almost dead,
All I want for Christmas now is a hospital bed.
Jingle Bells Parody 3:
Santa Clause, Santa Clause, Santa Clause is dead
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh
Barbie doll, Barbie doll tried to save his life
But GI- Joe FROM MEXICO stabbed her with a knife