John was dozing against a tree with his fishing rod in the water. His friend came by and looked at the line. “You don’t have any bait on the hook,” he said. “It’s too much trouble to clean the...

John was dozing against a tree with his fishing rod in the water. His friend came by and looked at the line. “You don’t have any bait on the hook,” he said.
“It’s too much trouble to clean the fish if I caught one,” replied John.
His friend said, “John, you are the laziest man I know. What you need is a wife and a family.”
John opened his eyes and said, “Do you know where I can find a pregnant woman?”

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