Johnny puts his hand up. “Miss,” he says. “Would you do anal?” “I beg your pardon?” says his teacher. “I mean, would you take it up the arse miss?” His teacher explodes. “You just stay behind after...

Johnny puts his hand up. “Miss,” he says. “Would you do anal?”
“I beg your pardon?” says his teacher.
“I mean, would you take it up the arse miss?”
His teacher explodes. “You just stay behind after school and see me, young man!”
“Good,” beams Johnny. “I was hoping you would.”

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