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Вързах се на един спам за увеличение на пениса само за 50 лева. Бъдете внимателни за това, което купувате в E-Bay. Un homme reçoit un mail qui lui propose d'a grandir son zizi de 10 cm. Il clique sur un lien et atterrit sur eBay, où il aperçoit la boite et lit les résultats miracles du produit. TENGA CUIDADO con las compras en Internet, se los digo porque un amigo pago $900 dolares por un agrandador de pene y le mandaron una lupa! ;-)Compra sin riesgo en Amazon con cupones y descuentos de... -Hé, les mecs, méfiez-vous des achats sur internet. Dernièrement j'ai répondu à une petite annonce qui disait : "Envoyez-nous 50 euros et vous recevrez le moyen de doubler la taille de votre pénis... J'ai payé 80€ pour avoir un plus gros pénis... Et j'ai reçu une loupe.
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One day little Johnny was playing on his push car that u sit on and push with your feet.
His looked like a bus, and as such he was the bus driver.
Little Johnny would drive a little, stop, and say "all you mother fuскеrs that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuскеrs that want to get off, get off."
His mother was in the kitchen and thought surely I didn't hear him correctly.
But then once again, little Johnny stopped and said "all you mother fuскеrs that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuскеrs that want t o get off, get off."
So him mom came running out and told her young son he was to go to his room 'till he learned to play right.
About 20 minutes later Johnny came out to play.
Be reassured his mom he learned his lesson.
So, back on his bus, he began driving around again.
He stopped and said "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. And all you nice people that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuскеrs that want to know why I'm late, ask the вiтсh in the kitchen.
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Две блондинки отиват на пазар. Η οροφή Πέρα βρέχει.... Блондинка на бензиностанция. Зарежда колата, отива, плаща, връща се, и... Класическа ситуация - ключът вътре, колата заключена... Eine Blondine stürmt in eine Werkstatt und hechelt: There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" Μια ξανθιά κλείδωσε τα κλειδιά της στο αυτοκίνητο. Πηγαίνει λοιπόν σε ένα συνεργείο και ζητάει ένα σύρμα για να τραβήξει την ασφάλεια από το λίγο ανοιχτό παράθυρο του αυτοκινήτου της. Έκπληκτος ο μηχανικός που μια ξανθιά μπόρεσε να σκεφθεί μια τέτοια λύση, της λέεί και βέβαια έχω σύρμα, αλλά θα... Två blondiner hade råkat låsa in sina nycklar i bilen. En av blondinerna försökte bryta sig in i bilen medans den andra kollade så att kusten var klar. Till sist gav den första blondinen upp och sa: - Jäklar, jag kan inte komma in i bilen.... Deux blondes sont dans un stationnement en train d'essayer de débarrer la porte de leur Mercedes avec un support car elles ont embarré les clefs a l'intérieur... La première blonde dit : - Maudit,... Twee blondjes staan bij de auto te sukkelen met het slot. Ze zijn namelijk de sleutel kwijt. Plots begint het zachtjes te regenen. Zegt het ene blondje tegen het andere: "Schiet op, het regent... Det var en gang to blondine som var å handlet. Da de kom tilbake til bilen, fant de ut at nøklen var låst inne. De to blondinene sto der i mange timer for å prøve å få opp døren, men til ingen... Sally and Brenda (both blondes) exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key, which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Sally asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger... Δυο ξανθιές προσπαθούν να ξεκλειδώσουν την πόρτα του αυτοκινήτου τους με μια κρεμάστρα. Πρώτη ξανθιά: Δεν μπορώ να την ξεκλειδώσω αυτή την πόρτα Δεύτερη ξανθιά: Καλύτερα να βιαστείς. Έχει ξεκινήσει...
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A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she accidentally droops some BB from the shelf into the batter.
She decides that it won't matter and continues to make the cake.
Later that day, her sons eat the cake and don't even notice the BBs.
The next day, when the mother is reading a magazine on the couch, one of her sons runs in saying, "Mom, mom, I рissеd out a beebee!"
She says "That's okay, son. I accidentally dropped some bee bees into the cake batter. You'll be fine."
Five minutes later, one of the other sons, come running in and he says, "Mom, mom, I.."
But the mother cuts him off and she says, "I know, I know, you рissеd out a beebee. I dropped it into the cake batter, but you'll be fine."
Then her last son runs in the room, and he says, "Mom, mom, I.."
And the mother cuts him off and says, "I know, I know, you рissеd out a beebee. It's my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you'll be fine."
But then son says, "No, no, I was маsтurватing and I shot the dog!"
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Sex Before Marriage Срещат се двама приятели. Наскоро са се оженили и двамата. Единия разправя: Встречаются два приятеля. Оба недавно женились. Один говорит: Dois amigos casados conversando: — Sabe, antes do casamento eu não transei com a minha mulher. Eu sou católico, e isto é uma coisa em que eu acredito e respeito, por isso eu decidi seguir isto. E... Ron and his new friend Arty were having a drink together, and were talking about their respective married lives. I had sex with my wife before we were married,” said Don, “did you?” “Gee, I don’t... Zwei Männer unterhalten sich über Traditionen im Zusammenhang mit Werten, Sex, Heiraten, usw. Sagt der erste: "Ich habe bis zu unserer Hochzeit nicht mit meiner Frau geschlafen. Du etwa?" Fragt der...
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A man died and went to hеll and was sitting on a stone looking very depressed.
Another demon came up to him and asked: "Why the glum look, man?"
The man replied: "Well I just died and now I'm in hеll."
But the demon just smiled and said: "Don't feel bad, it's not a bad thing at all. Do you like smoking?" the demon asked.
The man's face lit up and he answered; "Yeah!" "Well on Mondays we all get together and smoke till we die. The best thing is, we're already dead!" the demon answered.
"Alright!" creid the man.
"Do you like drinking?" the demon asked.
"Yeah!" The man answered.
"Well on Wednesdays we all get together and drink till we die. The best thing is, we're already dead!" the demon answered.
"Sweet!" cried the man.
"Are you gаy?" asked the demon.
The man frowned and said: "No."
The demon replied: "Oh, then you're gonna hate Saturdays..."
Младеж кандидатства за работа в частна фирма. Ζόρικες Παρασκευές Студент бил сгазен от автобус. Свестил се на другият свят. В креслото срещу него седял Сатаната. Нов затвореник штотуку пристигнат во затворот. Чуварот го теши: Ένας τύπος πεθαίνει και πάει στην κόλαση . Με το που βλέπει το Βελζεβούλη τα παίζει και αρχίζει και φωνάζει . Τον πιάνει ένας αρχιδιάβολος εκεί μέσα και τον ρωτάει :
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At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony.
"I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday:
I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night.
The speaker was a missionary who told about his work.
I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God's work or nothing at all.
So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God.
I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today."
As he finished it was clear that everyone had been moved by this man's story.
But, as he took his seat, a little old lady sitting in the same pew leaned over and said: "Wonderful story! I dare you to do it again!"
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Двама мъже пият в кръчмата и по едно време единия за да обиди другия казва: Сидять два чоловіки за барною стойкою. Один з них починає чіплятися до другого: — Я спав з твоєю матір'ю! В барі настає тиша, всі чекають реакції другого. Перший знову кричить ще голосніше: — Я спав з твоєю матір'ю! — Іди додому, тату, ти п'яний! Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The... Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The... To fyllebøtter satt i en bar da den ene begynte å fornærme den andre. - Jeg har ligget med moren din! ropte han. Det ble helt stille i baren, og alle ventet på hva den andre ville gjøre. Førstemann... Bārā sēž jau krietni vien iedzēris večuks. Pēkšņi viņš pieceļas, pienāk pie kāda kovboja un saka: - Es pārgulēju ar Tavu māti! Uzrunātais nekādi uz to nereaģē. Večuks atgriežas pie sava galdiņa,...
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