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I can remember when you were a little, short black boy with an afro.
Now, you are a tall white woman with a perm.

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What is Moby Diск's father's name?
Papa Воnеr.

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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

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Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?
A: Dead meat.

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Hipster Воотy Call... Music:
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?

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Q: What do you get when you play country music backwards?
A: You get back your wife, your dog and your truck.

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Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse?
A: Elf-elf-a

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I'm like, 'I ain't taking 13 kids to no dамn movies.
' I was like, 'I'll take two of them, and they can tell the rest what they've seen.'

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nudе beach?
A: He's the one with the sesame-seed buns.

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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.

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Alien Воотy Call... Phone Home:
Forget phooone hooome. How about phooone meeee?

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Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

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Hobo Воотy Call... Pile:
Nice rags. Haven't I seen you rooting around the same pile before?

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Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress nакеd in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped.
"To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white, white вrеаsтs.
"To kiss your white вrеаsтs, I need white wine." So he poured white wine over her вrеаsтs and continued to kiss them. He then moved on to her bush. He poured brandy all over it and set it alight.
"Louis!" she screamed. "What are you doing?"
"Baby," he said, "when I go down, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"

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Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A: A buck an ear.

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Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, I can do that.

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Q: How do you know when your bass player arrives?
A: He knocks on the door but forgets to come in.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with роrn?
A: Pikascrew.

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Q: Why should you not take a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
A: Because it might Pikachu.

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