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Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now. After hearing of Barbie and Ken's breakup, they too decide to call it quits.
Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy."
Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's f**king Goofy."

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Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

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Q: Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Рlаyвоy?
A: It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month....

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Geek Воотy Call... Visceral:
Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.

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I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president. He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

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Q: What happened when the blonde saw the "NC-17: Under 17 Not Admitted" sign at the movie theater?
A: She called 16 friends to come meet her.

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80s Воотy Call... Wake Up:
It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?

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This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his d**k.
"Why do you want that permanently on your реnis?" asks the tattoo artist.
"Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can вlоw a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

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From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy:
Lisa [Lampanelli's] vаginа is called "The Limo," 'cause it fits eight, has a leather interior, and I came in it tonight.

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington shouts, "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hollers, "Sсrеw the women!"
Bill Clinton asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

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Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Dubya doesn't know the difference.

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80s Воотy Call... Digital Watch:
My digital watch has a calculator. How do you like me now?

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Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Sexgate?
A: This time we know who Deep Throat is.

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?
Drizzle!

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What is Six Inches Long?
What is 6 inches long, has a big head, and drives women wild?A hundred dollar bill!

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Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...
What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?
You know your'e going to find weapons in 50 cent's house.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Маdоnnа?
What's the difference between Jesus and Маdоnnа?
Jesus was only resurrected once.

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Whats Love Got To Do With It?
What did Ike say to Tina when she came in late with two black eyes?
Nothing, he already told her twice.

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What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld...
What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld when they told them to march to Baghdad?
We Kuwait!

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What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common?
They were wondering where all of those Tomahawks were coming from.

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