Just How Dry is it in Texas? Here in Texas It’s so dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. I was visiting online with a buddy in Austin and he said he’d killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen. And heat? A friend in southwest Texas told me the chicken farmers are giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. Man, it’s been hot and dry! Last week, here in Stephenville , a man said he saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog. In Proctor Lake, another friend caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it! Man, it’s been hot and dry!
Just How Dry is it in Texas?
Here in Texas It’s so dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
I was visiting online with a buddy in Austin and he said he’d killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
And heat? A friend in southwest Texas told me the chicken farmers are giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
Man, it’s been hot and dry! Last week, here in Stephenville , a man said he saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog.
In Proctor Lake, another friend caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
Man, it’s been hot and dry!