Little Johnny had been fooling around with fireworks in his back yard. He ran in through the back door loudly proclaiming, ” Mum, Mum, I just stuck a Roman Candle up a duck’s ass” His mother,...

Little Johnny had been fooling around with fireworks in his back yard. He ran in through the back door loudly proclaiming, ” Mum, Mum, I just stuck a Roman Candle up a duck’s аss”
His mother, dismayed with this turn of phrase corrects the child. “Rестuм dear, rестuм.”
Little Johnny responded, “Wrecked’im? Nearly blew his fсuкing head off!”

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