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Little Johnny
Little Johnny is in a class...
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday.
The first Friday the question was, "How many gallons of water is there in the whole world."
No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday.
Next Friday, the question was, "How many grains of sand is there in the whole world."
No one knew so they had to go to school on Monday.
By this time Little Johnny is getting mad because he doesn't want to go to school on Monday.
So he paints two ping-pong ваlls black and the next Friday right before the teacher asked the question he rolled the ping-pong ваlls up to her.
She aksked, "Alright, who's the comedian with the black ваlls?"
Johnny said, "Eddie Murphy, see you Tuesday."
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The first Friday the question was, "How many gallons of water is there in the whole world."
No one knew so they all had to go to school on Monday.
Next Friday, the question was, "How many grains of sand is there in the whole world."
No one knew so they had to go to school on Monday.
By this time Little Johnny is getting mad because he doesn't want to go to school on Monday.
So he paints two ping-pong ваlls black and the next Friday right before the teacher asked the question he rolled the ping-pong ваlls up to her.
She aksked, "Alright, who's the comedian with the black ваlls?"
Johnny said, "Eddie Murphy, see you Tuesday."