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В една къща се разнася телефонен звън. У Вовочки старший брат женился. La mamá separada de Jaimito se echa un nuevo novio Fred and Mary got married Fredrik och Anna hade just gift sig Jantje komt thuis van school en vraagt aan zijn zusje: “Liggen papa en mama nog steeds op bed?” Zijn zusje zucht en zegt “Jep” Ze besluiten om zelf maar hun lunch te maken en na de lunch gaat...
A salesman rings the door веll and Little Johnny answers.
Salesman, "Can I see your dad?"
Johnny, "No, he's in the shower."
Salesman, "What about your mother? Can I see her?"
Johnny, "Nope. She's in the shower, too."
Salesman, "Do you think they'll be out soon?"
Johnny, "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."
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В една къща се разнася телефонен звън. У Вовочки старший брат женился. La mamá separada de Jaimito se echa un nuevo novio Fred and Mary got married Fredrik och Anna hade just gift sig Jantje komt thuis van school en vraagt aan zijn zusje: “Liggen papa en mama nog steeds op bed?” Zijn zusje zucht en zegt “Jep” Ze besluiten om zelf maar hun lunch te maken en na de lunch gaat...
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