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Most Popular Jokes

Did you know that banana peel is supposed to be put under the controlled substance act?
It can give you bad trips.

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What’s yellow and goes 30 miles per hour?
A banana in a washing machine (Ewwwww!)

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What is the hippest kind of fruit?
A bae-nae-nae.

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How can you easily spot an optimist?
An older person buying green bananas.

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What happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke?
They break out into side-splitting laughter!

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Why did the banana fail his driving test?
He kept peeling out.

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One man to another: “Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear!”
The other says: “I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”

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Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?
Because he split!

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What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys?
A bunch of idiots.

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What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
He kept throwing the веnт bananas away.

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What did the green banana think about the ripe banana?
He was green with envy.

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What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your вuтт?
A bananosecond.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.

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Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital?
He had yellow mellow fever.

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What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the banana get so many Valentine’s Day gifts?
Because it was SO sweet.

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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
They were empty.

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What did the orange say to the green banana?
You don’t look like you’re peeling well.

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Knock Knock Who’s there!
Banana! Banana who? Banana split some ice cream?

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