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What happens when you tell a banana a really funny joke?
They break out into side-splitting laughter!

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Why did the banana fail his driving test?
He kept peeling out.

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What do you do when you see a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.

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One man to another: “Excuse me, you have a banana in your ear!”
The other says: “I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”

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Why couldn’t the police catch the banana?
Because he split!

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What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys?
A bunch of idiots.

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What is a banana’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.

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Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
He kept throwing the веnт bananas away.

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What did the green banana think about the ripe banana?
He was green with envy.

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What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your вuтт?
A bananosecond.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
She left him out in the sun too long.

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Why was the banana so sick he had to go to the hospital?
He had yellow mellow fever.

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What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the banana get so many Valentine’s Day gifts?
Because it was SO sweet.

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Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
They were empty.

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What did the orange say to the green banana?
You don’t look like you’re peeling well.

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A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.

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Knock Knock Who’s there!
Banana! Banana who? Banana split some ice cream?

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Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Why did the banana farmer lose his job?
Because he kept throwing away the веnт bananas.

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What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
A banana dressed up as a cucumber.

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What do bananas wear on their feet?
A pair of slippers.

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What did the banana do when he saw a monkey coming?
He split.

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What happened to the banana who got a sunburn?
He peeled.

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What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.

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What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas?
A monkey going bananas.

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Why do bananas use sunblock?
Because otherwise, they’d peel.

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Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Weird. I can’t remember ever eating a monkey.

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Where do bananas go shopping for clothes?
Banana Republic.

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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
An electric banana.

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What do fruit use to buy things?
Banana bread.

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

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How does a banana answer the phone?
“Yellow?”

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They’re not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they’re long enough already.

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What happens when two bananas break up?
A banana split.

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What kinds of jokes do bananas like to tell?
Side-splitting ones.

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What did one banana say to the other banana that she just met?
Yellow, nice to meet you.

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