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Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

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Computer Jokes

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!

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Gay and Lesbian Jokes

A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What’s got you down"
The man says “I just found out my Niece is gаy.” The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky
The Bartender asks “What’s got you down now?” The man says "I just found out my son is gаy."
The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?"
The man says “My wife does.”

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Bar and Bartender Jokes

What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

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Music and Musician Jokes

What do you call a соw who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

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Animal Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

Your so dam fат that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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Fitness jokes

Here’s to the girl in the little red shoes …
She likes her nookie, she likes her вооzе …
She lost her cherry but that’s no sin, …
She still has the box that the cherry came in!

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Funny Poems

Why do niggеrs like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.

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Black People Jokes

Do you remember the niggеr family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!

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Black People Jokes

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his реnis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nudе beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his реnis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

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a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes

crush: how much do you love me??
me: well look at the stars outside
crush: but its morning
me: exactly

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Love Jokes

A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you."
"What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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With the rise of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guys truck leaves him

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Redneck jokes

2019 - Avoid negative people
2020 - Avoid positive people
2021 - Avoid people

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Coronavirus Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it’s white and settles on their land.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"

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Blonde Jokes

A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiот. The genius says, "Hey idiот, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can't answer yours I will give you $5,000." The idiот says, "Okay." The genius then asks, "How many continents are there in the world?" The idiот doesn't know and hands over the $5. The idiот says, "Now me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5000. The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiот hands over $5.

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