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Most Popular Jokes

Why is the grass so dangerous?
It’s full of blades.

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How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.

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What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.

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Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It lifts their spirits.

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How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
By the bark.

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How do snails fight?
They slug it out.

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Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh!

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How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A tractor.

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Why can’t you trust duck doctors?
They’re all quacks.

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Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.

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Why was the ghost so tired?
He worked the graveyard shift.

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How does a duck buy lipstick?
She just puts it on her bill.

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Which school subject was the witch’s favorite?
Spelling.

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Why do pancakes always win at baseball?
They have the best batter.

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Why couldn’t the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.

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Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
The ghosts bring all the boos.

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Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores.

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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.

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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

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