My fucking nosy neighbour popped his head over the fence and said, “How did your trip to Amsterdam go?” I said, “It was ok. I smoked loads of weed. Met a beautiful woman. Fantastic figure,...

My fuскing nosy neighbour popped his head over the fence and said, “How did your trip to Amsterdam go?”
I said, “It was ok. I smoked loads of wееd. Met a beautiful woman. Fantastic figure, intelligent, and a great personality. In fact she reminded me of your wife a bit.”
He laughed and said, “Which bit?” I said, “The bit where she charges for sеx.

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