My good buddy Bill told me he scratched the fender on another car while in the parking lot at the grocery store. … Nothing serious, but he noticed someone in still another car watching him. … …

He said to the guy in the other car, “I’d better leave a note on the windshield so he can call me.” … …

Here is the note he left: … …

Dear friend, …

While backing out of my parking space, I put a small scratch on your fender. I told the witness in the other car that I’d leave you a note. He thinks I am giving you my phone number and license plate number. He is wrong. Have a nice day.