My wife shouted at me, “If you were half the man you were when I married you, you would have done something when that ваsтаrd in the pub insulted me.” “Love,” I replied, “if you were half the woman you were when I married you, he probably wouldn’t have insulted you in the first place.”
My wife shouted at me, “If you were half the man you were when I married you, you would have done something when that ваsтаrd in the pub insulted me.”
“Love,” I replied, “if you were half the woman you were when I married you, he probably wouldn’t have insulted you in the first place.”